Emergency press release #7
While in New York on a fact finding mission myself and Victoria decided to stay at our friends private apartment as a matter of convenience. By chance this friend also happenens be a major labour donor and life peer.
Later after watching CATS on Broadway, Myself and my wife later met a man called Shaun who invited us both to his hotel room to speak to those present about socialist policy.
When there Shaun introduced me to a number of working people from different economic backgrounds including Blue John, Topaz, Hunny Love and Lebron James. At this meeting I saw a key chance to appeal to potential labour party voters, in this case African Americans.
Shaun then showed Victoria his extensive video cameras, light systems, boom sticks and editing software that he takes with him everywhere due to crime in America. He carries a large amount of baby oil with him at all times to fit this equipment into its boxes.
I was invited to address the room from the bed as it was the centre of proceedings and Big John and Topaz encouraged me to engage in some lighthearted wrestling to empathise British politics similarity to the WWE.
Later Shaun encouraged us to make ourselves at home and while Victoria emptied the minibar into her handbag, I had a discussion with him about him Miami beach house and any old clothes he didn't need.
All of these items were correctly declared and I make no apology for promoting British interests to a wider audience.
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