Pun writers have been accused of laziness, in the protracted court case between Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney. There were so many other football/crime writer related puns they could have used - like
Dashiell Hamilton Academical, Stephen Kingston Town or Raymond Chandlers Ford Veterans Football Club. All roll off the tongue just as easily.
Threatened one NewsBiscuit Editor: 'We refuse pander to our readers with something short and funny, anyone can do that. We prefer torturously convoluted and somewhat lame. Pd Jamie Vardy, Dorothy L. Players, John le Carré-on-doing-this-all-day-long-we've-got-hundreds-of-these-god-awful-puns
.............yeah, okay, alright, Wagatha Christie is better.'