Brexit, covid, lockdown way too late
Parliament prorogued, then partygate
Cummings drives to Durham
Contracts given to chums
Hancock, mancock, competent not
Cobra missed, Downing street pissed
Ethics going, going, gone
We didn’t start the liar
He was always lying, as the planet’s dying
We didn’t start the liar
We don’t deserve it, so we’re going to fight it
Northern Ireland protocol screwed
EU can go to hell
Downing Street, gold wallpaper
Pincher by name and nature
Pandering to Russian donors
Undertaking extra-marital boners
Cop 26 just a cop out
We didn’t start the liar
He was always lying, as the planet’s dying
We didn’t start the liar
We don’t deserve it, so we’re going to fight it