Minnesota Governor Tim Walz waltzed away from several other contenders, to be named Kamala Harris’ running mate in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Others names widely considered to be on Harris' dance card were Steve Samba, Sandy “American” Smooth, Flavio Flamenco, Ricky Rumba, Caroline Cha Cha Cha, Quentin Quickstep, Jimmy Jive III, Trevor Tango and Pete Paso Doble, but Harris’ team have now told them to foxtrot off, before confirming to assembled journalists that Minnesota and minestrone are in fact different things.
In other Vice Presidential candidate news, JD Vance has been banned from all branches of DFS.
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