Cameron Nobody - Independent
Count Binface - At This Rate We’re Going To Win Party
Piers Corbyn - Unthinkable Love Child Party
Laurence Fox - Reclaim Credibility Party
Chester Aubergine - Social Democratic (Same Manifesto Different Name) Party
Ed Gemmell - Sod The Economy & Welfare State We’re Just Interested In The Climate Party
Sarah Green - Blue Peter Party
Kingsley Hamilton - Financial Times
Richard Hewison - Rejoin EU (Another F#@king Referendum) Party
Boris Johnson - Official Monster Raving Loony Party
77 Joseph - Which AI Doombot Party
Rebecca Jane - UKIP Timewarp Party
Loretta - People’s Front of Judea
Leo Phaure - Daily Mail White Residence Rat-Catching Party
Ivor De’Ath-Whyshe - Conservative Party
Richard Pryor - None Of The Above