President Trump has indicated America's intention to capture Greenland - sorry, did we say 'capture'? We meant 'liberate'. Yes, liberate. The US is going to remove the evil dictator who runs Greenland - and if no evil dictator runs Greenland, then by God we are going to find one. We will bomb them to freedom. We will shoot the goodness into them. We will bring Christianity to the Muslims. They are Muslim, right?
President Trump has offered to purchase Greenland, with some glass beads, followed by a traditional genocide. The Greenland regime change will see Santa saved from the terrorists and the Axis of Evil Minerals redistributed by BlackRock. Exclaimed one General: 'If they were innocent they would not have chosen to look so profitable. Technically Greenland is Danish - but Danish means pastry and we plan to have our Danish and eat it.'
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