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US classification levels explained

Writer: SullySully


Top Secret

Includes details such as nuclear launch codes, identities of secret agents, design of fighter jets.


Storage: Cardboard boxes in a private bathroom should be okay


Transmission: Try not to send this information to random strangers. If you do – blame the random stranger for existing



Secret

Includes troop movement plans, strategic military objectives, encryption codes


Storage: Under the bed


Transmission: Facebook, but use a better password than 123456 this time, ok?



Confidential

Includes military protocols, the formula for Donald’s tanning agent and Stormy Daniels’ safeword.


Storage: Whatever


Transmission: Yadda yadda, who cares?




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