US classification levels explained
- Sully
- Mar 27
- 1 min read
Top Secret
Includes details such as nuclear launch codes, identities of secret agents, design of fighter jets.
Storage: Cardboard boxes in a private bathroom should be okay
Transmission: Try not to send this information to random strangers. If you do – blame the random stranger for existing
Secret
Includes troop movement plans, strategic military objectives, encryption codes
Storage: Under the bed
Transmission: Facebook, but use a better password than 123456 this time, ok?
Confidential
Includes military protocols, the formula for Donald’s tanning agent and Stormy Daniels’ safeword.
Storage: Whatever
Transmission: Yadda yadda, who cares?