US/China tariffs will soon be 1,000,054%

Old Trumpy Trump, the Satsuma of Injustice himself, has declared tariffs on China to be 104% or 154% or 1054% or whatever, as long as it's slightly more than China responds with.

A White House statement denied that the tariff percentage numbers were calculated by dividing the number of shots that Trump actually takes to get round a golf course by the much lower number of shots he claims that he takes.

Trump has claimed that a disproportionate trade barrier is literally the worst thing the USA has ever done to Vietnam. He also maintains his pronunciation of 'China' is correct, and an Executive Order will make it mandatory in school text books, despite it being so obviously weird and wrong.

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