Although Christmas cracker jokes are always bad, so that we can all enjoy a good Christmas groan, there are some jokes that are even worse. We broke into a cracker factory late one night, and we found the following rejected cracker jokes in the bin…
Q. Why didn't Mary and Joseph exercise at Christmas?
A. Because there was no room at the gym
Q. What did the sleigh say to the reindeer?
A. You've pulled
Q: Why does Santa wear baggy trousers?
A: He has a big sack
Q. What's a robin's favourite hat?
A. Robin Hood
Q. Why is Santa dangerous?
A. Because he's got a black belt
Q. What's the best name for a burglar?
A. Robbie
Q. What's the best name for a dragon?
A. Bernie
Q. Where do you put a ninety-year-old prime minister?
A. In a Keir home
Q. What song do sheep most like to hear at Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad….or….Fleece a jolly good fellow!
Hat-tip lockjaw for his fine contributions