North Korea has urged South Korea to 'maybe calm the f*** down' after the South"s President Yoon Suk Yeol unsuccessfully tried to impose martial law.
A North Korean spokesman wore a military uniform with so many medals on it, that it looked like he was about to fall over
'We welcome the South Korean President making an absolute tool of himself in front of the entire world. Our official statement is "Ha ha ha".'
'For once, it wasn't even our fault, but you execute one suspected dissenter by flamethrower and everyone loses their minds.'
'If Kim Jong Un imposed martial law, it would stay imposed. All the MPs and protesters and all of their families and acquaintances would be in a re-education camp, re-educating the s*** out of themselves. We take the north south divide very seriously.'