When dropping bombs on another nation, it is hard to claim surprise when they reciprocate - as it is the military equivalent of hitting a hornets' nest with your peni$. Not so much a circle of violence, more like a clown punching himself in the face.
As the Middle East descends into open war, again...for the fourth time this week, one General complained: 'Their unprovoked attack follows our attack, in relation to their previous unprovoked attack, which followed on from us calling their Mum a $lag.
'There we were, minding our own business - committing war crimes - and BAM we get attacked! Why is everyone so sensitive? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go $hag your Mum. What? What did I say?!?'
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