English Universities are planning a massive spending spree after the government agreed to increase student fees.
As student fees haven’t risen for ages and ages, there is a massive backlog of projects awaiting funding.
A spokesman for Leeds Other Other University said that it was important to distinguish themselves from Leeds University, Leeds Metropolitan University and Leeds Beckett University. As such, they would be spending the extra money on a pay rise for the vice-chancellor, a vanity project to build the VC a new palace, on a new logo and rebranding, and some unnecessary consultancy projects.
As there will be no money left to pay for increases in minimum wage and to cover the extra national insurance, the University has already submitted its request for student fees to be linked to the cost of broadband, which increases exponentially every year for no obvious reason.
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