Ukraine peace plan - Russian version
- Throngsman
- Mar 12
- 1 min read

A spokesman from the Russian Federation has reported a version of the Ukraine peace plan that differs in some small details from the published version.
'Russia agrees to Ukraine ceasing all offensive and defensive actions for thirty days. Russia might even join in for thirty days, but not necessarily for thirty nights. Henceforth Russia agrees that Ukraine shouldn't be led to the negotiating table with her arms tied behind her back and blindfolded. The blindfold should be removed,' he said today.
Meanwhile the United States is claiming a huge success of the talks. 'What peace deal? We said piece deal, and the piece we want is the mineral piece,' said a US spokesperson, who because of the recent DEI ban is a spokesman, actually
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