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UK volunteers to be placebo control group.



The Government’s medical advisor has poured scorn and infected mucus, over the data produced by foreign scientists.  Insisting that the UK adopts a herd immunity, to go with their lemming-like voting patterns. 


‘The rest of the world has been drinking the Kool-Aid, while we’ve been licking the doorknob of life. Stiff upper lips are 100% resistant to viral infection, as they effectively block the airwaves and recede the chin. You may ask, do we know something that others don’t, but I can assure you we know nothing. We laugh in the face of a pandemic, while sneezing in the face of conformity.’




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