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UK meets its target to import more dead immigrants.




The PM insisted that Britain’s delivery of slaves and sex workers will be as reliable as ever. He explained that post-Brexit the UK would continue to be a world leader in lorries of dead refugees and will be in a position to strike its own trade deals with traffickers and friends of Prince Andrew. ‘We will free ourselves of burdensome EU red tape and ensure a free-flow of Syrians to our sweat shops. People are concerned about lorry congestion around Dover, but if your cargo is all dead, what's the delay of a few hours?’


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