Microsoft has decided to replace the ubiquitous and functional paperclip emoji with a 3D representation of the hyperactive clippy, last seen patronising word processor users with the observation 'you look like you're typing something', to which most writers typed 'no f@cking sh!t, Sherlock'.
Other emojis are surprised, with one raising a single eyebrow, and another frowned; however the the emoji most concerned is the turd emoji. 'If you think I'm shit - wait until Clippy returns,' it said today.