After being shut down for being a massive scam, Trump University is to reopen with a brand-new set of courses for the easily manipulated.
Media Control and Propaganda Studies
The fact that you enrolled in this course shows how successful this can be
Financial Mismanagement and Money Laundering
How to prevent people following the money
Crypto investing and swindling
You will learn all sorts of new investment techniques such as “rug pulls” and “Pump and dump” which are just as hideous as they sound.
Construction Engineering of Internment camps
Lessons cover tower construction, field of fire management and anti-tunnel techniques along with how best to include a children’s play area.
Revisionist History with alternative studies
Did Hitler really do anything wrong?
Extracurricular activities could involve joining the same-coloured shirt society, this year’s colour is brown.
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