President Trump has announced his plans to make America the ‘Crypto Capital’ of the world, by removing all the ‘bulky, heavy, not very nice’ gold from Fort Knox and replace it with ‘modern’ cryptocurrencies.
‘I asked a Harvard professor how much crypto you could store in those vaults’ said Trump, ‘ and he said it was an interesting question. He’d never been asked that question before. I guess that makes me smarter than all his students.
‘We’re gonna clear out all that gold and melt it into statues to brighten up America’.
Fort Knox holds almost 5 thousand tons of gold, which Trump says will be enough to make ’10 or so’ full-sized replicas of himself.
‘Any leftover gold can be swapped for the Trump crypto coin at very good rates. Very good rates’, Trump told reporters, whilst sketching out plans for a solid gold yacht.
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