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Trump's most recent Executive Orders – Number 5 will not shock you at all

BillClay


Most people would figure out after searching online that an executive order is a directive by the president of the United States that manages operations of the federal government, that is now wrong. Executive orders can be now used for a whole range of things including crime.


Here are some of the latest bangers from the last few days:

  1. Empathy is now banned in all situations especially disasters

  2. The President can allocate blame to anyone and is only responsible for successes

  3. Gaza to be turned into a carpark for a Trump Hotel

  4. Mount Rushmore will be reworked so it is just Trump's face, when he was 20

  5. An executive order was sent to McDonalds for a Filet-O-Fish and a Diet Coke

  6. Donald J Trump’s star on Hollywood Boulevard is to be bigger than everyone else’s

  7. $100 bills will now have Biden's face on them, oh no, wait….he must have that one mixed up with the super retro impeachment one




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