'So, we get the Mexicans to build a huge moat along the border: part of it is already riverly and it is much easier to dig a bigly-long hole than build a long wall that isn't Chinese, oh yes. Not interested in your tiny canal, Panama, oh no.
'The great US Navy can then patrol up and down our border canal - the Freedom Canal - and we can fill it with blood-thirsty piranha and fricking sharks with lasers. One stone, many, many birds. Now, about Canada ...'
After several relatively sane pronouncements, experienced Trump watchers believe that this policy marks the president-elect's return to his bat-crap crazy 'normality'.
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