Donald Trump has caused confusion among British high street shoppers and American right-wing nut jobs by declaring JD Sports as his Vice Presidential running mate.
Basically President already at this point, Trump endorsed JD Sports as their trainers might mean he can outrun an electrical defeat - whatever the actual vote tally - and therefore outrun imprisonment.
American media expert Vivienne van Voort sighed ‘Trump meant to say JD Vance. Vance is some generic white male truth denier, because, well, of course he is.’
‘News networks are reluctant to point out that Trump is a doddery decrepit buffoon with cognitive impairment who might well die in the next 4 years. They’ve decided that’s Biden’s thing. But it's perfectly possible to have two doddery decrepit buffoons with cognitive impairment who might well die in the next 4 years. JD Vance and Kamala Harris certainly know that.’