Donald Trump and JD Vance are at odds over their meeting in the Oval Office with President Zelensky.
The two men had a bet on who could be the rudest to President Zelensky, and the bet remains unsettled. Trump claims that he was consistently rude, and says that he demonstrated all the basic forms of rudeness to an excellent standard.  He claims that his work on The Apprentice, USA has given him more practice at being rude. JD Vance claims that he was demeaning, impertinent and crass, and made the most belittling comments.  He says that he adopted the best elements of Trump’s rudeness, but also took it up a level.
Neither of the two men is willing to concede to the other, despite the President threatening to sentence his V-P to further visits to Europe. They are now looking for someone to adjudicate the disputed bet, as there are one hundred dollars at stake, but they are now arguing about who to approach. Trump wants to appoint Fox News, and Vance is keen to involve Steve Bannon.
The adjudicator will not have to deal with the side bet, for two hundred dollars, as neither Trump nor Vance succeeded in comparing Zelensky to Hitler on camera.
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