Just a few weeks after the November 2032 US elections, the asteroid 2024 YR4 will hopefully annihilate the Earth.
Fortunately, Elon Musk's AI software has already determined those election results. Donald Trump will begin his 4th term, having carried all 57 or 58 states with at least 99% of the vote. Trump will be enthroned in golden perpetuity as Grand High Emperor King of America.
A heavily armed spokes-robot executed a few journalists for insufficient deference before bleeping:
'As long as it doesn't land on Jeffrey Epstein's secret second island where we definitely didn't hide him, or any of Vladimir Putin's palaces or Elon's ego, we'll be fine.'
'The bigly red Diet Coke-ordering button now also nukes our rebranded axis of evil, Canada, Denmark and Panama. Curse them, with their high standard of living and accessible health care.'