There's a hole in my budget dear Keir, dear Keir,
There's a hole in my budget dear Keir, a hole.
Then mend it, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, dear Rachel,
Then mend it, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, mend it.
With what shall I mend it, dear Keir, dear Keir?
With what shall I mend it, dear Keir, with what?
With taxation, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, dear Rachel,
With taxation, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, taxation.
There's nothing left to tax, dear Keir, dear Keir,
There's nothing left to tax, dear Keir, nothing left.
Then grow the economy, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, dear Rachel,
Then grow the economy, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, grow the economy.
With what shall I grow the economy, dear Keir, dear Keir?
With what shall I grow the economy, dear Keir, with what?
With infrastructure spending, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, dear Rachel,
With infrastructure spending, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, infrastructure spending.
Spending needs money, dear Keir, dear Keir,
Spending needs money, dear Keir, needs money.
Then budget for it, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, dear Rachel,
Then budget for it, dear Rachel, dear Rachel, budget for it.
But there's a hole in my budget dear Keir, dear Keir,
There's a hole in my budget dear Keir, a hole