A leaked government report has revealed that teachers are massively overworked, which is objectively funny for anyone who has been in detention. It now transpires that the only ones doing homework are the staff themselves. Said one bemused geography teacher: 'If you add one working week and subtract holiday, but multiple the remainder by all the marking I do. The answer is I'm f$cked.' Teacher have complained that there are not enough hours in the day, which is just bad maths on their part.