Super Kwasi Facile Dipstick Fiscal Plan Is Hopeless
It's... Super-Kwasi-Facile-Dipstick-Fiscal-Plan-Is-Hopeless
Bank of England's unimpressed
The 'experts' have lost focus
Decent folk are in distress
While Tories swarm like locust
Superficial-Trussonomics-Exports-Are-Atrocious
Um-diddle-iddle, um-diddle-I
Chum-diddle-fiddle, scum-diddle-guy
Mum-diddle-Lidl, plumb-middle-aisle
Bum-did-a-piddle, numb-a-little-while
It's... Super-Kwasi-Facile-Dipstick-Fiscal-Plan-Is-Hopeless
Even though the pound's in shit
He thinks he's quite precocious
The IMF are sick of it
Say he's a diplodocus
Superficial-Trussonomics-Exports-Are-Atrocious