Despite treatment with an enzyme detergent, the stain is unwilling to move on a range of issues –that global warming is a myth and everything is the fault of immigrants. Citing ‘The Daily Mail’ and gut instinct as primary evidence, the stain maintained that the young were feckless, iPod’s use vinyl and that everyone was trying to steal his credit card details.
From the stain’s perspective, it is just about a holding to a consistent position – a stance that served the Captain of the Titanic so well. Unsurprisingly, despite the bleakest financial predictions, the stain would still vote for Brexit.
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