Following the Health Secretary declaring that mental illness is over-diagnosed, there has been a spike in nationwide depression. He explained that anyone experiencing suicidal thoughts was just having a normal, healthy reaction to having him as Health Secretary.
His spokeswoman insisted:
'Paranoia is not a thing' Which is exactly what we thought she would say. 'Gaslighting? There's no such thing.'
She said people just need to get back to work, not that it would solve their mental health problems but it would at least give them something tangible to moan about. 'They are all fine, it's just in their heads.'