In a surprising development, staunch Republican voters have turned against the vice president, JD Vance.
‘We thought he was a solid good ole boy,’ said one ageing Republican voter, who was sporting a MAGA cap and gold trainers. ‘He loves guns, hates immigrants, loves the church and hates unplanned pregnancies. An all American guy. But we can't believe he left the U S of A to go abroad, where all the foreigners are, and we can't forgive him for that. That's a rookie error – a mistake like Dan Quayle would've made.
‘There ain't no reason to go to foreign places, even if you're just going to be rude to dirty foreign politicians. Hell, we invented Zoom so we could flip off Johnny Foreigner without leaving home.
'We’ll allow the trip to Greenland, as it’s practically the 51st state already. And we’d allow a trip to Gaza, as it’s right in line to be the 52nd state. But that’s the limit.
'If JD thinks he can make America great again by leaving it, then he can stay abroad until he’s come to his senses.’