After calling for the return of sausages held captive in Gaza, the Labour leader has doubled down and formed a rapid response meat tube recovery task force. To be based in Cumberland or Lincolnshire this team will be formed from well-seasoned veterans, probably thyme and sage.
They will be Tesco’s Finest, this is not just a Sausage Rescue Force, this is an….well anyway. This group will be an Asda Extra Special Air Fryer Service and can be ready in 15 minutes under a medium grill.
They will only be deployed under a wurst case scenario, going in with flash bangers and mashing the enemy.
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