While middle-age cokesters complain about ticket touts, Britain's least favourite Keir has wrangled comps and a backstage pass to Noel's sulky boudoir. However 'Freebie Keith', as he is known, is keeping a low profile, for fear of the public backlash and having to pay for them himself.
The reunion gig has kickstarted a wave of nostalgia, for a simpler time of no GPS, MCU and plenty cheap whizz. 90s BritPop represents a high point in British culture and a low point in musical history. Starmer is said to be a massive fan of any band that promises so much and delivers so little. He particularly identifies with the Gallagher's ability to be popular yet despised at the same time. He knows what it is like to be a self-loathing tribute act, with no discernible skills, other than a hatred of the poor people that got you there.
Getting tickets proved no more difficult than getting an aide to pick up the phone and promise Oasis £3bn in NHS contracts and a Ministerial post. The PM is hoping to blend in with the crowd in his three-piece neon tracksuit, but as one music journalist commented: 'If he wanted to go unnoticed, he should just dress up as one of his policies.'
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