A tribute act known widely throughout Luton and Dunstable as the Spice Grills, put their success down to not splitting up after seven years.
'I'm not gonna give up the trappings of being fingered in the box up the Old Kennilworth Theatre by BoyzOwn and Vestlife,' confirmed 53-year-old Baby Spice. 'Whichever one is which.'
'Girl cough Power,' spluttered Mousy Spice.
'Here, chuck us another Superking Slim and a McEwan's Export,' piped up Dead Posh for the first time in four years.
'Hey, d'ya remember that time I pinched the Prince of Wales's bum?' asked Hairy Spice, unsure of what she came into the room for.
'Yeah, Hairy,' groaned the others, almost in harmony.
'Hang on, it wasn't the Prince of Wales, it was Felton John,' said Baby, still in the corner.
'No it weren't, it were his brother, you know, the Gary Glitter fella,' corrected Mousy. 'But we can't say his tribute act name for legal reasons.'
Sports Injury Spice remained silent throughout, due to a throat injury caused during a game of crown green bowls.
(Article courtesy of Smashits, the leading tribute act music magazine.)