Renowned provider of cosmic human centipedes and bum chains for satellites, SpaceX, has stunned breathers by announcing that it has invented the world's first cloaking device for air.
Before anyone could question why air needs to be cloaked, SpaceX deftly pivoted to pointing out that it has also acquired the global patent rights for The Unscheduled Rapid Disassembly, or TURD.
Founder of SpaceX, Melanie Husk, also claimed to have founded nose-picking, everything to the left of Bolivia, and probably you.
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