Government guidance seems to suggest that proximity to brussels sprouts will make you immune to the spread of infection. Party hats can replace PPE, a glass of sherry has the alcohol content of hand sanitizer and nobody needs to socially distance if they are passing around the Quality Street.
If Rudolf is displaying Covid-like symptoms just invite him into your house. Do not worry if Santa appears to be coughing and sweating. His Track and Trace App is just trying to find out who has been naughty and nice. Have a ho ho ho, ah ah ah choo – Merry Christmas!
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