In a move which has surprised literally nobody, several chatbots have demonstrated superior conversational skills than Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.
'We weren't suprised ChatGPT did well because it's flying high' said an expert. 'But an old Sinclair Spectrum managed more human-sounding conversation. OK, it repeated the same phrases over and over again, but so did Rishi'.
Rishi was finally placed between a Talking Barbie Mermaid doll ("Hi! I'm Barbie! Do you like my hair?") and a mynah bird ("Who's a pretty boy then?") Conservative MPs are due to choose between the Barbie doll and the mynah bird as his replacement in the next few weeks.
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