Those reviewing those who review people reviewing television on the television programme Gogglebox have been told to review their position.
'Look, it's not helpful,' said Bikini Chambers, a producer on the show who can't do anything unless other people are paying attention. 'If people want to watch people watching other people watching people, then that is their choice and their right to do so. But if other people then come along and watch those people, then they are engaging in a kind of sick, mindless, dogging human centipede bumchain.
'I mean, what next? It probably leads to more people in turn coming along to pay attention to them and so on. Like an infinite chaos theory mathematics calamity of fractals within fractals where I don't control all of the revenue streams.
'And then what if the people who are in the original shows featured on Gogglebox start watching the reviewers of the reviewers of the reviewers of the reviewers? That would be madness. And the universe would probably get stuck in some sort of infinite time loop.'
Lawyers for the lawyers of those who produce Gogglebox admitted that they have hired investigators to hire investigators to look into the problem. One of those investigators confirmed, 'A long time ago, the producers of a television programme called Big Brother ejected two housemates from the house. But then those two were made to watch what happened to the other housemates in the house, and that was televised as well. After a week, they were returned back into the house. We believe that caused a temporal tear in the fabric of the universe and everything which has happened since can be blamed on that.'