The Health Department has hit upon the novel idea of putting those with weakest immune systems at greatest exposure to Covid-19; thus, cutting in half doctor’s pensions. The scheme will see retired doctors return to work, for the sole purpose of being sneezed on.
A COBRA spokeswoman explained: ‘We plan to defeat the virus by simply tiring it out. If we keep throwing old people at it, it will eventually get bored and wander off. We are calling it the ‘Gammon Wall’. And if it works, we’ll all get to inherit early.’
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