Our writing team are incurably romantic and they worked hard on their Valentine's Day cards to their nearest and dearest. Unfortunately, some of the romantic verses didn't make the cut - and here they are:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
beau-jolly
Roses are red
Violets are red
My hands are red
Will you be my alibi?
Roses are lovely
Violets are nice
You are quite stunning
And should fetch a good price
If music be the food of love
You are my 4'33"
I slept with your best friend
That was a mistake
Can you put in a good word
With your sister Kate?
I've developed a rash
And it hurts when I pee
Thank you my love
For my new STD
All by FlashArry
Roses are red
Poems are fun
Marks out of ten?
I’d give you one
Midfield Diamond
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
Fetch me the Prozac
modelmaker
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Hot and sultry
Perhaps a little damp
And covered in jam and wasps
sirlupus
Roses are 8
Violets are 9
I'll give you a good rating
If you'll be mine
NOT Titus
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
God made me handsome
What happened to you?
robowurzel2
Roses are red
But don't smell that well
And that is becos
I got them at Shell
deskpilot
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