Rain says it’s just taking a break....for now
- Gerontius
- 3 days ago
- 1 min read
Rain says it is just taking a break from its usual routine but will be back shortly.
“We’re just putting our feet up for a while” said a nimbus cloud hovering 50 miles to the west of Ireland.
“We are just biding our time but mark my word, we will return….maybe on the morning of the first Test Match against Zimbabwe, maybe the first day of Wimbledon or maybe the first Bank Holiday of the year.
One thing you can be sure of….we will definitely be along to fuck up that BBQ you’ve been planning for the last few months…..and don’t even get me started on Darren’s wedding day.
We let you have the driest March for over 60 years….I hope you made the most of it.
Because that’s it…..no more Mr Nice Guy….it will be business as usual very soon”.