In her first budget, Chancelloress of the Exchequeress Rachel Reeves has said that from 2028, people can no longer be dragged to Hell, or even into a higher tax bracket as income tax band thresholds will rise with inflation.
Zombies and vampires have highlighted the absurdity of inheritance tax threshold freezing, as they are already undead/live indefinitely. Conservative Party intern Henry Hootington-Hurst cackled wildly 'How come £50,000 per year Eton College isn't a charity? And obviously the Tories need the Covid Corruption Commission to give out treats, rather than tricks.'
In the Commons, the foulest stench was in the air, the funk of 40,000 years, as Tory ghouls from every tomb tried to close in and seal her doom. Styling herself as the Wicked Witch of the Centre Left, Reeves increased the minimum wage and moonwalked out of there.