Vlad the Bad had welcomed the challenge from Jevgenij the Cook-Monster. “Nobody trusts the regular elections in this country, it’s only when you survive a coup de etat that you can actually tell you’re a really popular guy.” International election monitors sent glowing reports during last week’s election, saying that unlike the 2018 Russian elections, this time both the government and the opposition sides had guns, tanks, and thousands of armed thugs. Additionally, both sides were able to freely publish porkies on the internet. “This was the most free and fair election in Russia since 1993, the last time tanks rolled into Moscow - I love watching democracy at work!”
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