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Promising new wonder-drug abandoned because its name was too easy to pronounce



Who's going to trust a drug called 'Cancer-gone', 'Alz-cure' or 'Stroke-fix'? These are obviously a con from some dodgy get-rich-quick pharmascam company. Especially if they're also affordable (just).


To carry any credibility, any real new wonder-drug has to be given an unpronounceable name - and of course also be utterly unaffordable.


So there are great hopes for recently-announced Fixanydiseasealmostinstantlywithnegligibleriskandabsolutely- nosideeffectsiscan, at £20M per dose, from the TitusScamedical corp., based in the Cayman Islands (entirely, of course, because the specific climate there is essential for this particular drug's production)



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