Fridge manufacturers are reporting man-sized fridge sales have increased 'exponentially' over the course of the pandemic, after a blistering start during the 2019 election. 'From that initial endorsement from who became our Prime Minister, sales of fridges large enough to house the Prime Minister and the drinks for illegal drink parties during lockdown have soared,' said a spokesman for the person-sized fridge industry today.
'We have confirmed that Downing Street has taked delivery of our largest ever fridge today,' he added. 'It should be large enough to accommodate the Prime Minister, all of his senior Civil Servants, party donors and any foreseeable donations,' he said, while admitting, 'no, it won't accommodate all of his lies, there's no vessel that big.'
