Pope John Paul helped ‘Jim'll fix it'

The late Pope chose to make Jimmy Savile a Knight Commander of St Gregory, claiming that the DJ's magic chair was a miracle on par with his own miracle of hiding paedophiles in rectories. One letter read: 'Dear Jim can you fix it for me to spread Aids throughout Africa through the wanton disregard for safe sexual practices...oh, and can I meet the Bay City Rollers?’. Asked to comment, Vatican said the DJ's tastes were less than catholic.