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Police still no closer to finding out who shot the sheriff



A Detective confirmed: ‘Just to clarify, nobody shot the deputy and we have several eyewitnesses who swear it was self-defence. But we would like to speak to a J.B.Jovi, who claimed the victim was shot through the heart, just for giving a love a bad name. While an N.Sinatra, claimed it was two shots not one. We also have accounts of there being a girl called Lola, who was a showgirl. She says there was blood and a single gunshot. But just who shot who? We can’t say.’




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