An excited Starmer insisted that he had a secret plan to stimulate growth, so secret that the details of it still eluded him. His spokeswoman explained: 'All AI images have six fingers. Thi of it, six fingers! That's a 20% increase in fingers, right there.'
'AI can paraphrase an inaccurate Wikipedia page in seconds, saving you hours of plagiarism and fake claims. All lying will be 100% quicker and than fact checked by AI.
She continued in a celebratory mood : 'This will generate 13,000 new jobs, by helping cut 100,000 old jobs...what? Hold on, that can't be right? 13 minus 100 is...no, no, no....that would be a disaster. Can someone get me a calculator or move a few zeroes around?'
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