News editors and racists everywhere are readjusting to caring about a small boat that sank – the difference with this one is that it had white people on it – and as an added bonus, rich white people.
One newsman said 'When migrants or refugees drown, we can just shrug, because they're not really people, are they? They don't have names, they're just statistics and something for Nigel Farage to hate-wank about. But the sinking of this small boat is different. The British press haven't been this aroused by yacht deaths since Robert Maxwell.'
On the yacht was Mike Lynch. Lynch and Stephen Chamberlain were acquitted of fraud in June 2024, after selling their software company to Hewlett Packard. Later, HP had to write off $8.8 billion on the deal and their attempt to recover their losses by simply printing $8.8 billion of their own was foiled by a paper jam.
Lynch (on the yacht) and Chamberlain (in a road accident) have now both been killed. The timing of the deaths is definitely not suspicious at all. Hey, why is that HP printer ticking... I'm sure it's nothing to worry ab....
The HP printer printed out a picture of a bomb, before displaying a message that it had run out of magenta ink, but it could use the blood of its enemies in the meantime. Then it detonated.