Intimidation is rife in the education sector, with staff saying they received ‘broken pencils’ through the post: ‘I’ve had mystery phone-callers, telling me to academize. Someone even scrawled on my scheme of work, threatening me with an INSET day in a sound-proofed abattoir’.
A suited Italian gentleman, from Education Department’ said: ‘Nice Lesson Plan, shame if something happened to it. Ba da bing ba da boom. Know what I mean?'