Deskpilot has won the monthly crown again, closely pursued by eppursimuove, Doctor Chutney, Wren and last month's winner SteveB. As usual the cartoon of the month is linked to below and all the headlines published this month as well.
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
billclay
Chipchase
Chrisf
DavidH
Deskpilot
Doctor Chutney
eppursimuove
FlashArry
Hokeyloki
ian searle
jeremynh
Lockjaw
mcdabble
Modelmaker
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Not Titus
PaulD
Robowurzel
scribbles
SteveB
Stewartbarclay
Sully
Sydalg
tacitus
Throngsman
Titus
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to Modelmaker with First day at school
Headlines
apepper
Donor who paid for Boris Johnson's clothes pleads to be kept anonymous
Fury as England manager won't sing "two world wars and one world cup" before German international
Harrods to receive Royal Warrant from Prince Andrew
Inventor of rear view mirror looks back on his career
Ashbery
NASA: stranded astronauts exposed to Van Allen radiation belt "unlikely" to possess superpowers
benvoleo
Paddington retired after meeting Queen says Beefeater hatter
billclay
Kuenssberg allows Labour just one more week to use public finances black hole excuse
Deskpilot
' ' goes without saying
All GCSE students to get £20k accommodation grant
Busy taxidermist is working at full pelt
Choking is often caused by going down the wrong way
Defeated snooker player chalks it up to experience
Exhausted electrician is spark out
Grimy coal miner longs for a clean break
Hacked railway departure board more accurate than the real one
Joe Biden 'assassination attempt' just an accident with a stapler
Keir explains what's at the end of the tunnel: it's Europe
More Labour MPs admit to a accepting free Y fronts
Nail biting finish at World Anxiety Awards
New hospital ratings: Poor, Inadequate, Shameful, Broken
NHS launches smear campaign
NHS reform: all forms to be redesigned
Ofsted one word grading system 'inadequate'
Photo of arable farm may have been cropped
Prince Andrew's summer hols: St Helena then Elba
Priti Patel enters Reform leadership contest
Retired army electrician joins the Ohm Guard
Somerset apple farm suffers cyder attack
Steeplejack is always up for it
Train strikes end. Rail service still sh!t
Trump: on the whole I'd rather not be in Philadelphia
University goes bust after spending all its funding in the first week of term
Dick Everyman
French mushroom farmer voted World Champignon
Doctor Chutney
Couch potatoes take heart as space 'walk' only means sticking your head out of the window
Jailed Van Gogh vandals were from Just Stop Oils
Jay Blades brings damaged reputation to The Repair Shop
Lana Del Rey and alligator tour guide wedding snaps
Released prisoners without tags. Priceless!
Starmer - the gift that keeps on receiving
Westminster R.S.P.C.A. to investigate snouts still stuck in the trough
eppursimuove
Activists throw sunflowers at Warhol’s painting of tins of soup
Granger
Patel not sitting priti.
Hokeyloki
GWR running trains instead of buses this weekend
Portsmouth harbouring Hezbollah terrorists, says Southampton
Torbay Ramblers to change name from Walkie Torquay
ian searle
Avafondle & Clutch
Drone operator charged with controlling behaviour
Happy 50th Birthday Ceef..... PAGE LOADING
Lifeguard Training School goes bust. Auditors say there were a lot of 'red flags'
Reform UK conference just like a Trump rally, but without the sniper
Starmer calls for a ceasefire in Lesbian
jeremynh
Cackling Mossad agents put itching powder in Hezbollah socks
jim Skinz
Cockermouth to host UK fellatio championships
Football stadium architect admits he's lost the dressing room
Oasis tell disappointed Cambodian fans: Don't look back in Angkor
Secretive Lancashire group complain "It's like Blackpool illuminati in here"
Starmer asks wife to play hide the hostage
Joe
Customs huge epilepsy medication seizure
Germany has gone so far right, it's now in Poland
Largest Chemical Factory in England has toxic atmosphere
Supermoon revealed to be normal moon that's not wearing glasses
Tax evasion takes Shein off
Jonnyjp
If being racist makes me racist then I'm racist, says racist
Lockjaw
AlliBnB
mcdabble
All UK housebuilders in danger of collapse, says survey
Barnsley council ensures their bus company succeeds by making all roads into bus lanes
Dictionary defines 'So' as 'Erm' for the more intelligent speaker
Govt Abandons Hole Idea
Harvey Weinstein has heart surgery: to put one in
Insect-based food creates buzz
Joy in Brexit camp as Barnier annoys French just as much
Met Office say coolest Summer since 2015 nothing to do with Oasis
Starmer's plan to fix the economy: More politics
Modelmaker
Dentists' Union told to stop advocating "One out, all out" policy
Nuneaton restaurant closes after first week
Sturgeon attempted to gift Starmer a motorhome before she stood down as SNP leader
MrQ
Arthur Pint accused of being a lightweight
M25: Same car at both front and back of 117 miles of traffic
Outrage as man calls a spade something else
Road Closure: The M1 was closed yesterday due to an accident. They were supposed to close the M11
Wall's offer to sponsor next Labour Party conference
PaulD
Gallagher brothers reunite to create world's longest eyebrow
PaulL
Planned trip to Keswick Pencil Museum confirmed
robowurzel
Origami Monthly magazine folds after first issue
Rowly
Corbyn proposes £350 autumn cooling off payment for pensioners
ISS astronauts complain to Ofcom, they can't even get 1G
Prisoners stage a "lock in" as protest to overcrowding
Scribbles
Dame Maggie Stiff
Explosion in chicken coop: farmer left with egg on his face
Globetrotting stamp collector says philately gets him everywhere
lens grinding machine has made a spectacle of himself
Man addicted to laxatives is diagnosed with Ass-purger’s syndrome
Swiss clinic opens for suicidal donkeys – Dignitass
Sketchly
Adamant not to u-turn, Starmer considers turning left and left again
Chicken about to cross the road invites hedgehog to be his flat-mate
Chinese navy to introduce the nuclear pedalo
OAP protest at Downing St fails as they’re all still waiting for a bus
Second assassination attempt on Trump was absolutely most definitely not a plan to boost his ratings
SteveB
Darth Vader returns to helping children cross road with Bristolian accent
Dog on commission to sniff out treasure didn't get a cent
Group hug request with King Charles was to avoid shaking that hand
Surprising French edible sexy underwear shop called Boo! Lingerie
Wife who suffocated husband with duvet pleads 'not quilty'
Stewartbarclay
Donald Grump
tacitus
Sausages deny links to Gaza
Titus
Noise at door of spacecraft found to be Jehovah's Witnesses
Schools to ban pagers as well as phones
Springfield - Santa's Little Helper still hiding from hungry immigrants
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