The results this month have been dominated by Deskpilot, new writer Nicka, eppursimuove and James_doc, with the crown going to Deskpilot. Nicka has had a tremendous month so congrats.
As usual the cartoon of the month follows the leaderboard, as does the full list of headlines.
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
billclay
DavidH
Deskpilot
Doctor Chutney
eppursimuove
ian searle
James_doc
jeremynh
Jim Skinz
Lockjaw
lucienne
Nicka
Sarah Tipper
Sir Lupus
SteveB
Stewartbarclay
Sully
Sydalg
tacitus
Throngsman
Walter Eagle
Will
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to Lockjaw for David Coote to bring a 'refreshing change' to MOTD punditry
Headlines
apepper
Spartacus's Facebook account cloned
Trump appoints Hannibal Lecter Secretary of Food Production
bigbadbob
Arsonists Anonymous promise new members a warm welcome
New law regarding stalking is a step closer
Russian spy whale had a Licence to Krill
Storms blow Canaries to UK, Met Office issues a Yellow Feather Warning
Struggling tree surgery company to cut half its branches
Deskpilot
AI Michael Parkinson savaged by AI Emu
Astronomer caught moonlighting
Busy gravedigger works himself into the ground
Democratic Party donors ask for refunds
Farmer who fell under plough says the experience was harrowing
Fish thief left his dabs at the scene
French decide against candlelit reopening for Notre-Dame
Girl Guides to introduce money laundering badge
Hancock: NHS was 45 minutes from running out of PPE
Kemi Badenoch realises she has small shoes to fill
Kemi wins her first, and only, election
Lettuce shortage blamed on cos cutting
Lineker decision to face VAR review
Man City in new legal challenge against the offside rule
Man spends all his money in inheritance tax avoidance scheme
New cash for honours scandal as Olivia Colman gets Blue Peter badge
Petition to abolish 'signing for things' gets no signatures
Politician Associates could stand in for MPs
Prize winner has 100 gallons of gravy bisto-ed on him
Research paper on jetties hasn't been pier reviewed
Spray foam found in Boris's old house may not be roof insulation
Trainee air traffic controller finds things are going over his head
Trump appoints fracking idiot
Dick Everyman
US Embassy to move to Clacton
docholiday
Barrister ties contortionist up in knots
DIY store selling doors for £1.00 say there are no catches
Flasher admit previous convictions - many moons ago
Scotland celebrate coming second from bottom in Nations League footie
Doctor Chutney
Archbishop accused of carrying a crook
Assisted Dying Bill gets a new lease of life
Chancer of the Exchequer
Gloves wishes husband would buy correct size
Students brand degree in Velcro Technology a rip-off
dominic_mcg
Labour celebrates winning the next general election
Trump names Typhoid Mary as Health Secretary
Granger
Democracts united in blaming each other
JaGUar campaign mastermind revealed - Reg Perrin
King Herod awaiting Trump's call to take over childcare post
harrypalmer
103% of Americans say election pollsters got it wrong
ian searle
"Hi-Fi System without Woofers" rumour described as 'bass-less'
Dyslexic launderette owner anxiously awaiting 'Assisted Drying' result
Jack the Quipper
IVF postcode lottery 'not fair' - "I didn't even want a baby" says pensioner
MPs to debate 'Deranged Foreign Leaders' section of Assisted Dying Bill
Netanyahu subject of ICC arrest warrant - apparently, IDF troops were jaywalking in Gaza
On Master Chef: The Professionals, Bodie blows up 2 ovens & Doyle falls for Monica Galetti
One day after US election Sky Atlantic release The Day of the Jackal
Trump appoints Farage as Secretary of State for Foreign Puppet Governments
james_doc
Cheese Thief Held Under Emmental Health Act
Eric Morecombe auction catalogue has all the right lots, not necessarily in the right order
French Offer Ukraine Unlimited Supplies of White Flags
Gary Lineker to get Testimonial Episode of MOTD
jim Skinz
After its "disruptive snow" warning, Met Office issues "bang-out-of-order hail" alert
Boardroom battle at tea-maker: You only get a coup with Typhoo
Captain Tom's family to star in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels remake
Case collapses in prosecution of luggage manufacturer
Child trapped inside Christmas grotto has Claustrophobia
Maker of bad sieves gets a re-straining order
Rachel Reeves' CV reveals she's been an astronaut, head of the UN and Archbishop of Canterbury
Joanne Starkie
Harris Trumped
Lockjaw
Smithfield market for the chop
MADJEZ
Capt Tom's family reveal house powered by him spinning in his grave
mcdabble
Edinburgh zoo apologises after 'Pygmy Hippo' found to be bald sheep
Famous man dies. Nation braced for rush of sexual allegations
Man who bought full-fibre broadband still constipated
Met office issues yellow snow warning: Never eat it
Putin Put Out
Tories just as bad on the economy, but funnier, claims man in the pub
UK fully prepared for surprise at cold winter weather
Midfield Diamond
Many Americans Gullible Again
Modelmaker
House of Lords can't comment on new Tory leader until all peers have been woken up
Man told salt and pepper beard suits him, takes it as a condiment
Mancunian holidaymaker arrested in Valencia for taking the weather with him
The Czech's in the mail
MrQ
American sailors accused of rigging votes
Ancient piece of cheese on toast discovery hailed as a rarebit
Anti-drug campaigners told to get off their high horse
Chance of successful Trump assassination described as a long shot
Cut this one thing out to drastically stop ageing... birthdays
Farmers told 'Enough of the aggro culture'
Man always making inappropriate jokes blames it on his gag reflex
Tranquil extremists claim responsibility for placid attacks
Voting in America has everyone in a state
Scribbles
Make America Vote Again!!
New breed of dog cleans up after itself - it's called a Retriever-Poo
sinnick
Hidden message in bottle revealed to be "2 Gold Tops please"
Sir Lupus
Hospitals to make nurses walk round corner to smoke
Northern electricity customers to be offered smart pigeons
Sketchly
All Welby that ended Welby
Labour Party unveil their new motto: ‘Not my problem!’
Small boats confusion as they all find themselves in Spain
Starmer first human to cross time barrier after back-pedalling at the speed of light
SteveB
Democrazy
Result of tomorrow's free and fair US election announced today by Russia
stewartbarclay
America shits the bed
Farm death tax 'Won't cost farming industry much' yet will raise tons of money for the govt?!
Titus
MAGA - maybe another gunman awaits
New American administration 'admires Ukraine's spirit' but will sh!t on them anyway
Walter Eagle
Blow me! I hope this doesn't give Johnson any ideas
will
Wallace to head GB News cookery show